Heigth of _____..Amazing !!!

1. What is height of Fashion? - Dhoti with a zip
2. What is height of Secrecy? - Offering blank visiting cards.
3. What is height of Activelaziness? - Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
4. What is height of Laziness? - Adopting a child.
5. What is height of Craziness? - Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
6. What is height of Forgetfulness?- Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
7. What is height of Stupidity? - A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
8. What is height of Honesty? - A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
9. What is height of Suicide? - A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
10. What is height of De-hydration? - A cow giving milk powder.